Yes, not 报纸
But 包子.
Okay lame. But to continue with what i'm saying, it's the fact that i'm always too busy fluffing around school that I have no time for proper lunch thanks to my 5/6 hours straight timetable from lunch time onwards.
I eat an average of about 5 包子 a week and normally these 包子 will last me through my breakfast AND lunch for the day. Because of this, i've derived at three important findings.
1. Whoever said UNI life is slacker than JC life is BLUFFING YOU.
2. Whoever said that YEAR 1 UNI life is slack is BLUFFING YOU TOO.
3. Whoever said that NIE is slack needs to wake up on his ideas.
Enough with the ranting. At least 包子 sums up my life. My friend has to sum up her life with Siew Mai because she's so busy everyday and only have time for Siew Mai.
包子 >>> Siew Mai, at least that's what I think.
Uni life's hectic but i'm not complaining. Okay, i'm complaining but i'm also not complaining.
/dʌz/ /ðət/ /meɪk/ /sɛns/..?
That means 'Does that makes sense' by the way and I have no idea why I bothered to type that out, probably because English Phonetics is pissing the shit out of me. Okay, literally the shit is not really out of me yet but due to Human Language features such as Productivity, you tend to coin the words "piss the shit out of me" together due to collocation.
So, if I ask you whether shit is a noun, adjective or verb, which one would you choose?
The word shit itself is considered as a verb.
But if i'm using the phrase "I'm in some serious shit!", it is deemed as a noun.
And if i say "That was a shit thing to do!", then it's an adjective!
If the rules of English states that a sentence will only make MUCH sense if it has at least a verb, adjective OR noun, then by right...
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
..can be deemed as a completely acceptable sentence.
Siao.
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